The dapperest lady I ever did see. 

Cool cat Créole Goddess. Josephine Baker provides wild entertainment and exotic glamour...

General Custer Cream went to pieces in the battle of Little Bigtea. I hear tell that after they found his corpse, they separated the two biscuity halves and scooped out his creamy insides. 'Course, that's only what some folk say.

Custer's Last Stand-Up Gig...

The original high power woman.

Bloodthirsty and wrathful, Boudica the red-headed Warrior Queen points the way to violent vengeance against the Romans...

 

Grigori Rasputin was actually restored to life a short while ago. Not many people know that. He lives a peaceful life in a hidden corner of the world and avoids going to Tesco's because people keep mistaking him for someone called Sirius Black.

From Russia with love, healing, mysticism and a mesmerising hypnotic gaze...

I am your master and you will dance on my command when I speak the words: "Ra ra Rasputin!"

"Shall I be believed? I do not know. And it matters little, after all...

"... I'm Jules Verne, chronicler of the improbable and extraordinary. But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?"

 

Grandfather of Science Fiction he may well have been, but Mr. Verne was refusing to accept any responsibility for the small child who had infiltrated the studio and scribbled on the backdrop to his portrait. 

"Kiss me, Hardy!"? I call that bold talk for a one-eyed, one-armed sea man!

 

After swiftly dispatching both mint choc chip and raspberry ripple, Nelson set to work on the Neopolitan campaign.