June 19, 2012

René Descartes' head, totally submerged in cogito ergo sum-thing...

September 8, 2011

August 24, 2011

General Custer Cream went to pieces in the battle of Little Bigtea. I hear tell that after they found his corpse, they separated the two biscuity halves and scooped out his creamy insides. 'Course, that's only what some folk say.

August 5, 2011


Bloodthirsty and wrathful, Boudica the red-headed Warrior Queen points the way to violent vengeance against the Romans...

July 23, 2011

Grigori Rasputin was actually restored to life a short while ago. Not many people know that. He lives a peaceful life in a hidden corner of the world and avoids going to Tesco's because people keep mistaking him for someone called Sirius Black.

July 21, 2011



From Russia with love, healing, mysticism and a mesmerising hypnotic gaze...

I am your master and you will dance on my command when I speak the words: "Ra ra Rasputin!"

July 13, 2011


"Shall I be believed? I do not know. And it matters little, after all...

"... I'm Jules Verne, chronicler of the improbable and extraordinary. But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?"

July 10, 2011

Grandfather of Science Fiction he may well have been, but Mr. Verne was refusing to accept any responsibility for the small child who had infiltrated the studio and scribbled on the backdrop to his portrait. 

July 5, 2011

After swiftly dispatching both mint choc chip and raspberry ripple, Nelson set to work on the Neopolitan campaign.